Ammo the Pibble-60"x75" FPP Quilt Pattern
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Meet Ammo. Like most "velvet hippos," Ammo is a seventy-pound block of solid muscle who is absolutely convinced he is a tiny, delicate lap dog. He possesses a head roughly the size and density of a cinderblock, and a tail that doubles as a lethal weapon against low-hanging coffee table ornaments. Right now, he is demonstrating the classic, anatomically baffling "pibble sit"—a highly specialized maneuver where he just kind of gives up halfway through the sitting process and lets his back legs violently splay out in different directions like a dropped rotisserie chicken.
This design captures the household's premier snuggle bug aggressively hogging the staircase. Featuring his beautifully pieced, stark white coat, a perfectly asymmetric brindle eye patch, striking heterochromia (one warm brown eye and one icy blue one), and a highly boopable pink-speckled nose, he is awkwardly perched on a set of heavily textured, geometric wood-grain stairs. He is just sitting there, completely blocking the walkway, patiently waiting for you to either give him a treat or physically carry him the rest of the way up.
Dive into your fabric stash to play with crisp whites, warm brindle browns, icy blues, and highly textured wood-grain scraps to bring this beautiful, stubborn blockhead to life. Whether you are crafting a cheeky throw pillow for a rescue advocate, a spectacular wall hanging, or just want an excuse to piece a dog whose center of gravity is located entirely within his giant forehead, this pattern lets you show off your precision piecing skills stitch by hilariously awkward stitch.
This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD (PDF). No physical pattern or quilt will be shipped to you.
PATTERN FEATURES
Level: Confident Intermediate to Advanced. There are MANY tutorials available online to assist in learning the art of FPP. Don't let the number of pieces (or the sheer, unyielding density of Meatball's giant head) scare you!
Technique: Foundation Paper Piecing (FPP).
Fabric Friendly: Uses distinct fabrics—perfect for playing with highly textured wood-grain scraps for the staircase or finding the perfect mottled print for his handsome brindle patch. Feel free to change the fabric colors to whatever you like best! This pattern is meant to be a guide, not a hard rule.
We are so thrilled you have chosen to bring this pattern to life! Whether you are a seasoned quilter or tackling Foundation Paper Piecing (FPP) for the very first time, these instructions are designed to guide you smoothly from your first cut to your beautiful finished quilt top. Take it one step at a time, trust the process, and enjoy the creative journey. You've got this!
Step 1: Print and Prepare
Check your printer settings: Print all Foundation Paper Piecing (FPP) patterns and fabric templates at 100% scale or "Actual Size." I suggest you use newsprint paper for the fpp prints for easier paper removal later.
Gather your supplies: Collect your fabrics, printed templates, rotary cutter, cutting mat, and pins or fabric glue so your workspace is fully prepped.
Step 2: Cut and Organize
Cut your pieces: Use the provided fabric templates and cutting guides to carefully cut out your fabrics. Important note: Ensure the fabric template lays upright on the fabric (the back of the template should be touching the top, or right side, of the fabric).
Label everything: Keep your cut pieces organized by labeling them with their corresponding letters or numbers to prevent any mix-ups during assembly.
Group by block: Sort your cut fabric pieces into small stacks corresponding to their specific blocks or FPP sections to streamline your sewing process.
Step 3: Piece the Blocks
Review the written directions: Read through the step-by-step text instructions for your specific blocks before you begin sewing.
Construct the FPP sections: Sew your fabric to the FPP templates, following the numbered sequences directly on the paper.
Trim to size: Carefully trim your completed blocks or sections along the designated seam allowance lines so they match the exact unfinished dimensions listed in the pattern.
Remove the paper: Once your FPP blocks are fully secured and trimmed, gently tear away the paper backing.
Step 4: Assemble the Quilt Top
Consult the assembly map: Use the visual layout diagram provided in the pattern to arrange your finished blocks in the correct orientation.
Sew into rows: Pin or fabric glue your blocks together, and sew them row by row.
Press your seams: Press your seams in the directions indicated by the pattern (or press them open) to ensure your block intersections nest beautifully.
Join the rows: Pin or fabric glue the completed rows together, carefully matching up your seams and points, and sew them into your final finished quilt top.
SUPPORT
Need help? I’m here for you! If you have any questions about the instructions or file layout, please feel free to reach out via Etsy convo or email me directly at: lori@fernmountainfollies.com
I'd love to show off your finished quilts! Send me a photo!
COPYRIGHT & TERMS
© 2026 Lori Fry, Fern Mountain Follies, LLC. All rights reserved.
This pattern is for personal use only. The pattern, instructions, and files may not be copied, shared, resold, or redistributed in any form. You may sell small quantities of finished quilts made from this pattern, provided you give design credit to Fern Mountain Follies.
Disclosure: Artificial Intelligence is occasionally utilized to assist in writing listing descriptions and generating the finished quilt block photos.
Ammo the Pibble-60"x75" FPP Quilt Pattern
$25.00
Sale price
$25.00
Regular price
This design captures the household's premier snuggle bug aggressively hogging the staircase. Featuring his beautifully pieced, stark white coat, a perfectly asymmetric brindle eye patch, striking heterochromia (one warm brown eye and one icy blue one), and a highly boopable pink-speckled nose, he is awkwardly perched on a set of heavily textured, geometric wood-grain stairs. He is just sitting there, completely blocking the walkway, patiently waiting for you to either give him a treat or physically carry him the rest of the way up.
Dive into your fabric stash to play with crisp whites, warm brindle browns, icy blues, and highly textured wood-grain scraps to bring this beautiful, stubborn blockhead to life. Whether you are crafting a cheeky throw pillow for a rescue advocate, a spectacular wall hanging, or just want an excuse to piece a dog whose center of gravity is located entirely within his giant forehead, this pattern lets you show off your precision piecing skills stitch by hilariously awkward stitch.
This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD (PDF). No physical pattern or quilt will be shipped to you.
PATTERN FEATURES
Level: Confident Intermediate to Advanced. There are MANY tutorials available online to assist in learning the art of FPP. Don't let the number of pieces (or the sheer, unyielding density of Meatball's giant head) scare you!
Technique: Foundation Paper Piecing (FPP).
Fabric Friendly: Uses distinct fabrics—perfect for playing with highly textured wood-grain scraps for the staircase or finding the perfect mottled print for his handsome brindle patch. Feel free to change the fabric colors to whatever you like best! This pattern is meant to be a guide, not a hard rule.
We are so thrilled you have chosen to bring this pattern to life! Whether you are a seasoned quilter or tackling Foundation Paper Piecing (FPP) for the very first time, these instructions are designed to guide you smoothly from your first cut to your beautiful finished quilt top. Take it one step at a time, trust the process, and enjoy the creative journey. You've got this!
Step 1: Print and Prepare
Check your printer settings: Print all Foundation Paper Piecing (FPP) patterns and fabric templates at 100% scale or "Actual Size." I suggest you use newsprint paper for the fpp prints for easier paper removal later.
Gather your supplies: Collect your fabrics, printed templates, rotary cutter, cutting mat, and pins or fabric glue so your workspace is fully prepped.
Step 2: Cut and Organize
Cut your pieces: Use the provided fabric templates and cutting guides to carefully cut out your fabrics. Important note: Ensure the fabric template lays upright on the fabric (the back of the template should be touching the top, or right side, of the fabric).
Label everything: Keep your cut pieces organized by labeling them with their corresponding letters or numbers to prevent any mix-ups during assembly.
Group by block: Sort your cut fabric pieces into small stacks corresponding to their specific blocks or FPP sections to streamline your sewing process.
Step 3: Piece the Blocks
Review the written directions: Read through the step-by-step text instructions for your specific blocks before you begin sewing.
Construct the FPP sections: Sew your fabric to the FPP templates, following the numbered sequences directly on the paper.
Trim to size: Carefully trim your completed blocks or sections along the designated seam allowance lines so they match the exact unfinished dimensions listed in the pattern.
Remove the paper: Once your FPP blocks are fully secured and trimmed, gently tear away the paper backing.
Step 4: Assemble the Quilt Top
Consult the assembly map: Use the visual layout diagram provided in the pattern to arrange your finished blocks in the correct orientation.
Sew into rows: Pin or fabric glue your blocks together, and sew them row by row.
Press your seams: Press your seams in the directions indicated by the pattern (or press them open) to ensure your block intersections nest beautifully.
Join the rows: Pin or fabric glue the completed rows together, carefully matching up your seams and points, and sew them into your final finished quilt top.
SUPPORT
Need help? I’m here for you! If you have any questions about the instructions or file layout, please feel free to reach out via Etsy convo or email me directly at: lori@fernmountainfollies.com
I'd love to show off your finished quilts! Send me a photo!
COPYRIGHT & TERMS
© 2026 Lori Fry, Fern Mountain Follies, LLC. All rights reserved.
This pattern is for personal use only. The pattern, instructions, and files may not be copied, shared, resold, or redistributed in any form. You may sell small quantities of finished quilts made from this pattern, provided you give design credit to Fern Mountain Follies.
Disclosure: Artificial Intelligence is occasionally utilized to assist in writing listing descriptions and generating the finished quilt block photos.