Who, Me? Siamese Cat 72"x90" FPP Quilt Pattern
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Meet the Siamese. Elegant, highly vocal, and currently making the exact face of a creature that just knocked your favorite water glass off the nightstand and is now pretending gravity acted alone.
This detailed design captures the universal feline expression of, "Who, me? I would never." Featuring those piercing, brilliant blue eyes, the signature dark mask and paws, and a posture that screams feigned innocence, this cat is absolutely guilty of whatever it is you are currently looking for. Set against a striking, deep teal background, this pattern perfectly contrasts elegant geometric art with the sheer audacity of a cat who knows they run the house.
Dive into your fabric stash to play with creamy fawns, rich espresso browns, and vibrant jewel-toned blues for those big, lying eyes to bring this beautiful, manipulative little angel to life. Whether you are crafting a cheeky throw pillow to honor your own household menace, a spectacular wall hanging, or just want an excuse to piece a masterclass in gaslighting, this pattern lets you show off your precision piecing skills stitch by hilariously innocent stitch.
This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD (PDF). No physical pattern or quilt will be shipped to you.
PATTERN FEATURES
Level: Confident Intermediate to Advanced. There are MANY tutorials available online to assist in learning the art of FPP. Don't let the number of pieces (or the sheer magnitude of this cat's lies) scare you!
Technique: Foundation Paper Piecing (FPP).
Fabric Friendly: Uses distinct fabrics—perfect for creating a dramatic gradient or a richly scrappy look. Feel free to change the fabric colors to whatever you like best! This pattern is meant to be a guide, not a hard rule.
We are so thrilled you have chosen to bring this pattern to life! Whether you are a seasoned quilter or tackling Foundation Paper Piecing (FPP) for the very first time, these instructions are designed to guide you smoothly from your first cut to your beautiful finished quilt top. Take it one step at a time, trust the process, and enjoy the creative journey. You've got this!
Step 1: Print and Prepare
Check your printer settings: Print all Foundation Paper Piecing (FPP) patterns and fabric templates at 100% scale or "Actual Size." I suggest you use newsprint paper for the fpp prints for easier paper removal later.
Gather your supplies: Collect your fabrics, printed templates, rotary cutter, cutting mat, and pins or fabric glue so your workspace is fully prepped.
Step 2: Cut and Organize
Cut your pieces: Use the provided fabric templates and cutting guides to carefully cut out your fabrics. Important note: Ensure the fabric template lays upright on the fabric (the back of the template should be touching the top, or right side, of the fabric).
Label everything: Keep your cut pieces organized by labeling them with their corresponding letters or numbers to prevent any mix-ups during assembly.
Group by block: Sort your cut fabric pieces into small stacks corresponding to their specific blocks or FPP sections to streamline your sewing process.
Step 3: Piece the Blocks
Review the written directions: Read through the step-by-step text instructions for your specific blocks before you begin sewing.
Construct the FPP sections: Sew your fabric to the FPP templates, following the numbered sequences directly on the paper.
Trim to size: Carefully trim your completed blocks or sections along the designated seam allowance lines so they match the exact unfinished dimensions listed in the pattern.
Remove the paper: Once your FPP blocks are fully secured and trimmed, gently tear away the paper backing.
Step 4: Assemble the Quilt Top
Consult the assembly map: Use the visual layout diagram provided in the pattern to arrange your finished blocks in the correct orientation.
Sew into rows: Pin or fabric glue your blocks together, and sew them row by row.
Press your seams: Press your seams in the directions indicated by the pattern (or press them open) to ensure your block intersections nest beautifully.
Join the rows: Pin or fabric glue the completed rows together, carefully matching up your seams and points, and sew them into your final finished quilt top.
SUPPORT
Need help? I’m here for you! If you have any questions about the instructions or file layout, please feel free to reach out via Etsy convo or email me directly at: lori@fernmountainfollies.com
I'd love to show off your finished quilts! Send me a photo!
COPYRIGHT & TERMS
© 2026 Lori Fry, Fern Mountain Follies, LLC. All rights reserved.
This pattern is for personal use only. The pattern, instructions, and files may not be copied, shared, resold, or redistributed in any form. You may sell small quantities of finished quilts made from this pattern, provided you give design credit to Fern Mountain Follies.
Disclosure: Artificial Intelligence is occasionally utilized to assist in writing listing descriptions and generating the finished quilt block photos.
Who, Me? Siamese Cat 72"x90" FPP Quilt Pattern
$25.00
Sale price
$25.00
Regular price
This detailed design captures the universal feline expression of, "Who, me? I would never." Featuring those piercing, brilliant blue eyes, the signature dark mask and paws, and a posture that screams feigned innocence, this cat is absolutely guilty of whatever it is you are currently looking for. Set against a striking, deep teal background, this pattern perfectly contrasts elegant geometric art with the sheer audacity of a cat who knows they run the house.
Dive into your fabric stash to play with creamy fawns, rich espresso browns, and vibrant jewel-toned blues for those big, lying eyes to bring this beautiful, manipulative little angel to life. Whether you are crafting a cheeky throw pillow to honor your own household menace, a spectacular wall hanging, or just want an excuse to piece a masterclass in gaslighting, this pattern lets you show off your precision piecing skills stitch by hilariously innocent stitch.
This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD (PDF). No physical pattern or quilt will be shipped to you.
PATTERN FEATURES
Level: Confident Intermediate to Advanced. There are MANY tutorials available online to assist in learning the art of FPP. Don't let the number of pieces (or the sheer magnitude of this cat's lies) scare you!
Technique: Foundation Paper Piecing (FPP).
Fabric Friendly: Uses distinct fabrics—perfect for creating a dramatic gradient or a richly scrappy look. Feel free to change the fabric colors to whatever you like best! This pattern is meant to be a guide, not a hard rule.
We are so thrilled you have chosen to bring this pattern to life! Whether you are a seasoned quilter or tackling Foundation Paper Piecing (FPP) for the very first time, these instructions are designed to guide you smoothly from your first cut to your beautiful finished quilt top. Take it one step at a time, trust the process, and enjoy the creative journey. You've got this!
Step 1: Print and Prepare
Check your printer settings: Print all Foundation Paper Piecing (FPP) patterns and fabric templates at 100% scale or "Actual Size." I suggest you use newsprint paper for the fpp prints for easier paper removal later.
Gather your supplies: Collect your fabrics, printed templates, rotary cutter, cutting mat, and pins or fabric glue so your workspace is fully prepped.
Step 2: Cut and Organize
Cut your pieces: Use the provided fabric templates and cutting guides to carefully cut out your fabrics. Important note: Ensure the fabric template lays upright on the fabric (the back of the template should be touching the top, or right side, of the fabric).
Label everything: Keep your cut pieces organized by labeling them with their corresponding letters or numbers to prevent any mix-ups during assembly.
Group by block: Sort your cut fabric pieces into small stacks corresponding to their specific blocks or FPP sections to streamline your sewing process.
Step 3: Piece the Blocks
Review the written directions: Read through the step-by-step text instructions for your specific blocks before you begin sewing.
Construct the FPP sections: Sew your fabric to the FPP templates, following the numbered sequences directly on the paper.
Trim to size: Carefully trim your completed blocks or sections along the designated seam allowance lines so they match the exact unfinished dimensions listed in the pattern.
Remove the paper: Once your FPP blocks are fully secured and trimmed, gently tear away the paper backing.
Step 4: Assemble the Quilt Top
Consult the assembly map: Use the visual layout diagram provided in the pattern to arrange your finished blocks in the correct orientation.
Sew into rows: Pin or fabric glue your blocks together, and sew them row by row.
Press your seams: Press your seams in the directions indicated by the pattern (or press them open) to ensure your block intersections nest beautifully.
Join the rows: Pin or fabric glue the completed rows together, carefully matching up your seams and points, and sew them into your final finished quilt top.
SUPPORT
Need help? I’m here for you! If you have any questions about the instructions or file layout, please feel free to reach out via Etsy convo or email me directly at: lori@fernmountainfollies.com
I'd love to show off your finished quilts! Send me a photo!
COPYRIGHT & TERMS
© 2026 Lori Fry, Fern Mountain Follies, LLC. All rights reserved.
This pattern is for personal use only. The pattern, instructions, and files may not be copied, shared, resold, or redistributed in any form. You may sell small quantities of finished quilts made from this pattern, provided you give design credit to Fern Mountain Follies.
Disclosure: Artificial Intelligence is occasionally utilized to assist in writing listing descriptions and generating the finished quilt block photos.